The Great Eight returns!

Most of what the Democrat/media complex does these days is funny to me.  It’s not that I don’t comprehend the gravity of an entire political party dedicated to unraveling the Constitution; it’s just that laughing at their ridiculous antics exacts less of a toll than throwing stuff at the tv.  TVs cost money.  Laughing at idiots is free.  I’ll be damned if I’m going to let a bunch of budget communists raise my blood pressure.

Besides, laughing at them is fun.  Sometimes, it’s easier than one might expect, but it’s always a hoot when they tee it up for you.  Case in point: Hillary Clinton.  I’m willing to grant that she has – at different times in the past – represented as great a threat to liberty as anyone not named “Akbar,” or “Vladimir,” or possibly “Alexandria.  But now, the “Lady Macbeth of Little Rock” is grist for the Last Stop on the Right’s mill.

According to CNN’s Jeff Zeleny, Mrs. Clinton might be considering another run at the title which has eluded her for most of her adult life.  Zeleny shared the good news with a network panel, "Clinton is telling people that she's not closing the doors to the idea of running in 2020."

Depends on how you define “running.”

Depends on how you define “running.”

And with that, I’m proud to announce a new feature here at the Last Stop on the Right.  Those of you who remember my time at the Personal Liberty Digest will recognize the name: The Great Eight.  Starting today, the Ocho Magnifico will appear here on LSOTR.  And, of course, you’re all welcome – encouraged, even – to add your own.

Hillary Clinton says she’s not closing the door to another Presidential campaign:

..because she can’t reach it from her Barcalounger.

..because her sciatica has been acting up.

..because she loves the free Chipotle.

..because she’s barred from Bingo night at “the home” after that unfortunate “I don’t have bingo, but I DESERVE it” incident.

..because it’s lonely in Chappaqua when Bill goes out chasing skirt.

..because it’s lonely in Chappaqua when Bill stays home.

..because Bernie Sanders is taking another shot, and if that hoary old fool gets to, than so does she!

..because she literally has nothing better to do.

 

Feel free to add yours! The more the merrier!