The WIRE!

From the “polar vortex” to whom the UK protects, it’s time for a look back at the week that was.  The Last Stop on the Right™ presents your Week In REview!  It’s time to check the WIRE!

Global warmists yelped about “climate change” as temperatures plunged nationwide this week when a “polar vortex” roared in from the north.

I remember when we called it “winter.” Ah, good times.

I remember when we called it “winter.” Ah, good times.

Tens of millions of Democrats across America, and the party chose Georgia gubernatorial loser Stacey Abrams to deliver the Democratic response to the State of the Union?  How many people said “no?”

I feel like there’s gonna be a gap in the narrative.

I feel like there’s gonna be a gap in the narrative.

The FBI rolled heavy when they came for Roger Stone.  The Feds brought more firepower to bust a senior citizen in Florida than they did to protect the US Ambassador in Benghazi.

Look out! He knows tai chi!

Look out! He knows tai chi!

The announcement by former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz that he’s considering running for President as an independent has stirred the liberal rage mob.  They’re afraid he might split the Democratic vote, and effectively reelect President Trump.  As usual, they’re directing their hatred at the wrong people.  Schultz’s former operation has been forced to supply employees with written directives on how to handle shrieking liberal rage-harpies.

And your coffee sucks, too!

And your coffee sucks, too!

Right on time; Hillary Clinton says she’s “not closing the door” on a 2020 Presidential run.  I’m kinda surprised she has the strength to open it.

I’m not even sure the old girl can see it.

I’m not even sure the old girl can see it.

Nana won’t be the only one piling back into the clown car.  Senator Cory Booker has told fellow legislators he’s going to run.  No way does “Spartacus” miss his chance.  And no way does Booker know what happened to Spartacus.

“T-Bone” is the historian in their family.

“T-Bone” is the historian in their family.

Not to be outdone, Senator Elizabeth Warren tweeted the following threat: “On Sat, February 9, I’ll be making a BIG announcement about my 2020 plans.”  After that Little Bighorn of a DNA stunt, I’m not sure she can raise the wampum.  If I were her advisors, I’d have real reservations about whether she should bow and arrow out.

“Say you can’t run because you have a wounded knee.”

“Say you can’t run because you have a wounded knee.”

Even disgraced former Attorney General Eric Holder has been making inquiries in advance of a potential candidacy.  That’s gonna end fast and furious.

I hear he’s polling well in Sinaloa.

I hear he’s polling well in Sinaloa.

Of course, they’re all jumping in after Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA) announced her own candidacy, and then followed up with a one-woman show on CNN.  During her set, she promised to confiscate Americans’ guns, incomes, and healthcare. 

Trust me, I’m from California.

Trust me, I’m from California.

Funny how their plans always go in that order.

Just a week after New York Democrats openly celebrated a measure allowing abortion literally up to the moment of birth, Virginia Governor Ralph Northam and Rep. Kathy Tran pushed to allow abortion AFTER the moment of birth. 

Any sensible Democrat strategist: “People were kinda grossed out by that New York thing. Maybe we should dial back the anti-life rhetoric a littl-“

NORTHAM and TRAN:

LEEEROYYYY JENKIIIINS!

LEEEROYYYY JENKIIIINS!

Northam dug even deeper, releasing a “clarification” which noted he was only referring to babies who might have “deformities.”  OK, so don’t kill all the newborn babies, just the “icky” ones.  Ralphie isn’t exactly the first dude to come up with that idea.

Reich on, mein bro!

Reich on, mein bro!

While mocking Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is almost impossible to avoid, some think talk radio giant Rush Limbaugh went too far this week, when he likened the rookie congressgal to Hitler and Stalin.

Totally unfair. Chiquita Khrushchev hasn’t had enough time to ring up that kind of body count. Yet.

Totally unfair. Chiquita Khrushchev hasn’t had enough time to ring up that kind of body count. Yet.

New liberal dress code: If you wear a “MAGA” hat, you’re endorsing racism, sexism, and hate.

As opposed to endorsing tyranny, fear, and genocide.

As opposed to endorsing tyranny, fear, and genocide.

Her Majesty’s Finest are on the case.  The UK’s Counter Terrorism Policing Office warned Brits this week to “Look again …it could save lives.  If you see something suspicious, like someone buying knives, hammers and other objects that could be used to cause harm - ACT.”  Like English food isn’t bad enough already, every decent restaurant in the country will close after all the French chefs get arrested. Good thing they don’t try that here. The prisons would be full of contractors, plumbers, and handymen.

And middle-aged dads.

And middle-aged dads.

And that’s your week in review!  For the Last Stop on the Right,  I’m Ben Crystal saying “always check The WIRE!”