Monday evening, February 11th

  • Embattled Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu) came dangerously close to apologizing for her blatant antisemitism Monday, but she managed to regain her balance in time to call Jewish lobbyists “problematic.”  Phew! For a moment there, I thought she might admit the Holocaust actually happened…

  • House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Californistan) reacted to Omar’s Jew-baiting by issuing a press release condemning antisemitism “without exception.”  Whoa. Double-secret probation. Old girl really dropped the hammer…

  • Omar’s not the only one with a little antisemitism problem.  Turns out, Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-The Ruins of Detroit) wrote for notorious islamofascist Louis Farrakhan’s hate rag back in 2006.  This is exciting! It’s like an anti-Semite-off! Whoever hates the most Jews wins!...

  • Don’t worry about Omar and Tlaib, though.  Their friends have been quick to leap to their defense.  Among those stepping up for Illy and Rashy: David Duke and Linda Sarsour.  Additional support came from the government of Iran, and the animal who shot up the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh.

  • Senator Kamala Harris (D-Willie Brown’s Crash Pad) lashed out at President Trump’s tax plan, complaining that it has resulted in people receiving lower refund checks than in the past.  People are getting less back, because they’re giving less up from their paychecks to begin with.  Leave it to Harris to come out against people keeping more of their money…

  • For those of you scoring at home, the Democrats’ 2020 platform now includes higher taxes, nationalizing healthcare, banning internal combustion engines, infanticide, and now, hating Jews.  Man, Donald Trump is gonna be President forever.

  • Down Mexico way, 8 families who were apprehended attempting to illegal enter the United States are suing the federal government for separating them at the border.  Their suit demands $6 million per family for what they’re calling “lasting trauma.” 

  • With her campaign already staggering, Senator Elizabeth Warren (D- Taxachusetts) told an audience in Cedar Rapids, Iowa that Trump “may not even be a free person” by the time the 2020 election rolls around.  Trump has about 1/1024th of a chance of missing the election.  Warren has the same chance of being his opponent.