Wednesday, February 13th

  • Didn’t take long for the usual suspects to ride to the rescue of antisemitic Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN).  Among her defenders: AOC, who says she’s “proud” of Omar’s antisemitic remarks.  They’re really going with “Antisemitism 2020.”  That’s a bold strategy, Cotton…

  • Omar herself tried to clapback after President Donald Trump called on her to resign, shrieking that Trump has “trafficked in hate” his “whole life.”  Busting out the “pot-kettle” defense.  That’s like John Wayne Gacy telling the jury “Yeah, I’m bad, but that David Berkowitz is the real villain.”

  • New York is hemorrhaging population, and Governor Andrew Cuomo knows why.  According to Cuomo, it’s not New York’s punitive tax code inspiring people to run for the border, it’s the weather.  Specifically, said Cuomo, sunny Florida is stealing the Empire State’s sunshine.  I’ll bet Empire Staters will be surprised to hear that Cuomo thinks they’re his to be stolen.  There’s a word for that, Governor Cuomo: slavery…

  • Democrats are furious over Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s call for a floor vote on the so-called “Green New Deal.”  Senate sponsor, and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accomplice, Ed Markey (D-MA) called McConnell’s offer to publicly affirm their support for the legislation an act of “sabotage.”  Bastard Republicans, always <checks notes> giving Democrats a chance to vote on sh*t they say they want.  “Cocaine Mitch” don’t play around…

  • AOC is proving it ain’t easy being “green.”  The new Congressperson, who publicly whined about the cost of finding a D.C. apartment soon after her election, has moved into luxury digs in the swank Navy Yard neighborhood which cost at least $2000/mo.  Chiquita Khrushchev also drives to and from work at the Capitol, even though her apartment is about a 15-minute walk from her office.  That’s a hell of a “carbon footprint.”  I wonder how much that is in cow farts?...

  • Anti-liberty activist David Hogg told MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell that if you own an AR-15 you "are not defending yourself. You are hunting a human being."  I've owned an AR-15 for years. Fired tens of thousands of rounds through it. Never so much as aimed it in jest at a human being.  Imagine my surprise to find out I've been doing it wrong all these years…

  • In a related story: the City of Los Angeles has passed a law requiring any vendors trying to score city contracts to “disclose” if they have any ties to the NRA.  However, the city remains legally barred from asking vendors if they have criminal records or are illegal aliens.  By the time the inevitable lawsuit is over, LA will have to write a check with more zeroes than a "Moms Demand" convention. Were I an LA taxpayer, I'd be less than thrilled…

  • After a reporter tweeted a picture of a t-shirt reading “fake news” on sale at Bloomingdale’s, the fourth estate rallied to the cause.  They sent the tweet viral, and ultimately browbeat Bloomies into publicly apologizing and removing the togs from their stores.  America’s journalists are on the case!  With a little luck, they’ll get “aggravated t shirt-ery” added to the criminal code.  I feel safer already…