Thursday, February 14th

  • President Donald Trump signed the compromise funding bill to keep the government functioning, and gave away the house in doing so.  The new Democrat-friendly language pretty much kills a border wall, but at least it offers amnesty to any adult who claims to be so much as a “potential sponsor” for an unaccompanied child who reaches the border.  I’m sure MS-13 thugs & sex traffickers won't abuse that…

  • But Trump thinks he found a different way to will his wall into existence. He’s declaring the border crisis a “national emergency,” and using executive authority to get it built.  Presuming that survives the inevitable court battle, you’re setting a hell of a precedent, there.  I hope it doesn’t come back to haunt America when the other party gets the upper hand.  I bet Harry Reid said the same thing when he nuked the filibuster…

  • Former acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe has told CBS interviewer Scott Pelley that he and a number of other Department of Justice personnel openly discussed trying to convince Vice President Mike Pence and the cabinet to remove the President from office after he fired disgraced ex-FBI Director James Comey.  Remember when we used to call this "treason?"  Ah, good times, great oldies..

  • Amazon has backed out of their plan to locate a sprawling new operation in Long Island City, New York.  The “woke” mob, led by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) cheered the loss of thousands of jobs and millions of tax dollars as a victory against what AOC calls “corporate greed” and “worker exploitation.”  That’s nice work, Chiquita Khrushchev. Now New Yorkers can enjoy “government dependence,” and “unemployment.”  It’ll be a non-stop party; like Venezuela!

  • But the “woke” mob thinks sending Amazon packing is a win, since now, those tax subsidies New York was going to give to the corporate giant can be spent elsewhere.  As if there’s a pile of $3 billion in cash in Albany, just waiting to be handed out.  That’s not how it works.  You’d think an economics major would know that.  You’d be wrong…

  • The Amazon exit arrives just days after New York Governor Andrew Cuomo whined about the Empire State’s recent loss of population and taxpayers to states with less insane-o tax codes.  Cuomo: “We are hemorrhaging people and money.”  Chiquita Khrushchev: "Here, <pulls out machete> lemme help."

  • Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) picked up some strong new endorsements this week.  Both Louis Farrakhan and David Duke publicly white-knighted for Omar when she took fire for her anti-Semitic remarks.  Sing it with me now: Ebony and iv-ory, go together for geno-cidery!

  • But Omar isn’t just doubling down on the anti-Semitism, she’s fundraising off it.  The embattled Congresswoman posted a social media ad which quoted President Donald Trump’s demand she resign or step down from the House Foreign Affairs Committee.  That “unequivocal” apology gets more and more equivocal every minute…