Wednesday, March 13

♫ He’s got sunbu-u-urn, on a cloudy day!♬

♫ He’s got sunbu-u-urn, on a cloudy day!♬

  • Here comes Beto! Failed Texas Senate candidate Robert “Beto” O’Rourke appears to be setting the stage for a Presidential pronouncement, dropping hints on social media, and sitting for a fawning interview with supermarket checkout stand tabloid “Vanity Fair.”  The fake Latino immediately jumped to the top of the Democrats’ 2020 pile, because nothing says “woke” like a skinny creep who’s so white, he makes Conan O’Brien look like a Zulu impi.

  • The list of things Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t understand got a little longer.  The communist cutie-pie launched a bizarre attack on Wells Fargo CEO Tim Sloan during a House Financial Services Committee, blaming the bank for “financing the caging of children” and even spills from the Dakota Access Pipeline, because it financed some of the companies involved in detaining illegals, and operating the pipeline.  If we’re going with Chiquita Khrushchev’s “guilt by association” rules, banks could be held liable for drunk driving accidents by people for whom they financed car purchases.  Downside: no more car loans.  Upside: Beto O’Rourke has fled from his last DUI.

  • As the bribery scandal surrounding college and university admissions processes expands, it’s hard to ignore how many high-profile democrats, like actress - and Hillary Clinton superfan - Felicity Huffman are getting caught in the debacle.  Rich, white, liberals, gaming the system while demanding stricter rules for everyone else.  Yep, that sounds like the Hillary Clinton playbook.

  • The Democrats’ anti-Semitism scandal deepened this week when Belén Sisa, the deputy press secretary for Senator Bernie Sanders’ 2020 Presidential campaign, fired off a trope worthy of disgraced Rep. Ilhan Omar.  In a now-deleted Facebook post, the senior Sanders aide asked whether the “American-Jewish community has a dual allegiance to the state of Israel.”  But solving the Sisa problem is easy.  The anti-Semitic Sanders surrogate is also an illegal alien.  I wanna be there when Bernie calls ICE on his own deputy spokeshole.

  • Congressman John Ratliffe (R-TX) has confirmed that disgraced former FBI lawyer Lisa Page confirmed “under oath that the FBI was ordered by the Obama DOJ not to consider charging Hillary Clinton for gross negligence in the handling of classified information.”  Whattya know? Turns out there was "collusion" to rig the 2016 election, just not involving Trump and Russia.

  • Media Matters for America’s plan to bring down Fox News host Tucker Carlson hit a snag.  While they tried to gin up outrage over Carlson’s crude remarks from over a decade past, it came out that MMFA’s own high priest, Angelo Carusone, has a long history of homophobic and racist remarks of his own, including digs at “Japs” and “Trannies.”  The liberal hate group refused to acknowledge their honcho’s problematic history, because – um – it isn’t racist when they do it?