Tuesday, March 5

OMG! Hypocrisy burgers are - like - totes delish!"

OMG! Hypocrisy burgers are - like - totes delish!"

  • New reports indicate Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s chief of staff, left wing political activist Saikat Chakrabarti used her campaign fundraising structure to funnel nearly $1 Million of donations into his own shady companies.  I thought AOC promised us she’d be – like – totes transparent and not all involved with “dark money.”  Of course, she also wants to eliminate cows, so.. Hey, maybe the U.S. House of Representatives isn’t the best place for this idiot to act out her dream journal.

  • But Chiquita Khrushchev isn’t gonna stop with ridding the world of bovine flatulence, she’s moving on that other evil child of capitalism: shopping bags: “I can be upset that I get ten plastic bags at the grocery store and then have to toss out my plastic bags because the recycling program in the area is tough, and that’s ok."  It hasn’t even occurred to her that she could simply not use the plastic bags.  I didn’t know they still had plastic bags at Whole Foods.

  • AOC is also helping to circle the wagons around anti-Semitic Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu), even managing to get “#IStandWithIlhan” trending on Twitter.  The civilized world, 1945: Every time we try to exterminate the Jews, a sh*t-ton of people die, and they're still here. Seems like it's just a bad idea all around.  The Democrat/media complex, 2019: Hang on now; there's room for discussion.

  • No more Nana to kick around: Two-time failed Democrat Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton announced she will not seek her party’s nomination in 2020. She just can’t stay awake that long anymore.

  • Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) told CNN interviewer David Axelrod that she’s sorry for her attempts to pitch her teepee on Native Americans’ happy hunting grounds: "I'm not a person of color. I am not a citizen of a tribe. But what I try to do is be a good friend to Native Americans."  She falsely appropriated their cultural struggles to survive near-annihilation for profit.  Kinda glad I'm not one of her "good friends." What does she do to her "best friend?" Oh right - forces him to appear in painfully awkward campaign vids.

  • Attorneys for Cristhian Bahena Rivera, the illegal alien accused of kidnapping and killing University of Iowa student Mollie Tibbetts, say his trial should be moved to another county to allow for more minority representation in the jury pool.  Where are they gonna find a jury pool with a high percentage of homicidal illegal aliens, Mexico City?

  • Social justice warriors are calling “out” on a plan to have Will Smith star as Williams family patriarch Richard Williams in an upcoming biopic about the tennis superstars Venus and Serena Williams.  Their complaint? That Smith isn’t as dark-skinned as Williams, which is somehow racist.  Having solved all the other problems of race in this country, the woke mob tackles the question of whether a black guy is black enough to play another black guy.  Rosa Parks would move to the back of the bus in disgust.