Monday, April 1

“I never know what to do with my hands. I know, I’ll just put them on this woman!”

“I never know what to do with my hands. I know, I’ll just put them on this woman!”

  • Former Vice President Joe Biden’s long history of getting handsy with the ladyfolk has become a problem for the old fella’s supposedly-impending Presidential campaign.  Amazing how it didn’t bother the liberals until just now.

  • The 2020 Census is fast approaching, and Democrats are not happy about the possible inclusion of a question about citizenship.  They’re complaining that knowing whether or not someone is a citizen of the United States is unfair to non-citizens, especially in Democrat-owned states with large proportions of illegal aliens.  They’re not desperate to exploit illegal aliens to shift more money to their districts.  Whatever gave you that idea?

  • Former sitcom actress Alyssa Milano doesn’t like Georgia’s new “heartbeat bill.”  Milano, best known as “Sam” on the 80s tv show “Who’s the Boss,” is leading a cabal of pretenders to demand a boycott of the Peach State until the law is repealed, threatening “HB 481 is bad for business.”  The bill isn’t bad for business; undereducated, anti-life Hollywood blowholes threatening Georgians' livelihoods is - or, it would be, if Georgia was that dependent on anti-life Hollywood blowholes.

  • Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) kept alive her streak of saying incredibly stupid things Monday, whining “Croissants at LaGuardia are going for SEVEN DOLLARS A PIECE.  Yet some people think getting a whole hour of personal, dedicated human labor for $15 is too expensive?” Imagine how much they cost in Caracas, Chiquita Khrushchev.

  • “AOC” also addressed the disastrous rollout of her so-called “Green New Deal,” blaming the now widely-ridiculed eco-communist pipe dream on a staffer who “had a bad day.”  Um, the staffer didn't come up with the disastrously ignorant political theology behind it, you ridiculous neophyte.

  • And Ocasio-Cortez wasn’t done.  During the free infomercial produced for her by MSNBC, she declared the GOP “..had to amend the Constitution of the United States to make sure (President Franklin D.) Roosevelt dd not get reelected."  No one in attendance knew to explain that the 22nd Amendment didn’t show up until 1947 – over 2 years AFTER FDR DIED.  Chiquita Khrushchev is as good at history as she is at economics. 

  • A Federal court has held that California's ban on possession of magazines that hold more than ten rounds violates the Second Amendment right to self-defense in the home. Among the Judge’s issues with the unconstitutional law: it was based almost entirely on a study conducted by the anti-liberal hate blog “Mother Jones,” and even those results were fudged to hide the conclusions that mass shootings are “exceptionally rare compared to home invasions.” Home invaders, gang-bangers and anti-liberty hate groups like Moms (sic) Demand Action and Every (sic) Town are hardest hit.

  • And, controversy at the NAACP’s Image Awards, where legendary comedian Chris Rock got on the wrong side of the liberals when he openly mocked disgraced actor Jussie Smollett and his exposed hate crime hoax.  They’re gonna trade Chris Rock for a guy who tried to score a pay bump by pretending there are roving gangs of MAGA hat-wearing Nigerians in whiteface in Chicago? No wonder you guys keep losing.