Thursday, April 18

$40 million bucks? Totes worth it!

$40 million bucks? Totes worth it!

The release of the report by Special Counsel into Russian efforts to tamper with the 2016 election touched off absolute hysteria on the left.  The last time liberals were this sad, President George W. Bush was taking the oath of Office.  So sorry for your loss.

Of course, the Democrats weren’t going to give up without a fight over the refutation of the narrative they spent over two years building.  Although “nah-nee, nah-nee, boo-boo, I can’t hear you!” seems pretty desperate.

The liberals began grasping at straws fairly quickly, including claiming without evidence that the redactions to the report are hiding Trump Administration malfeasance.  Since Mueller oversaw the redactions, that must mean it’s time for him to move from the front seat to under the bus. After this, my man will lucky if they strap him to the hood.

It’s worth noting that the Democrat/media complex is throwing an epic tantrum because the President of the United States DIDN’T collude with a foreign government to rig the election.  This is why you should never hit your own stash, kids.

Among the leading voices on the left, Rep. Eric Swalwell tried to bump his poll numbers by demanding Attorney General Barr resign.  No one told Nuke-boy that the AG doesn’t answer to unhinged Congressmen from Californistan, because no one cared enough about him to bother.

More bad news for the liberals, as House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD) admitted “Based on what we have seen to date, going forward on impeachment is not worthwhile at this point.”  The liberal rage mob immediately set to dragging the poor sap to kingdom come.  When asked why she farmed out the announcement to Hoyer, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said “Have you met the Democrat base? I’m not going in there without a full Secret Service escort.”

And, outside the Mueller-sphere: Just days after the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris suffered a catastrophic fire, a man attempted to break into St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City with 2 cans of gasoline, 2 cans of lighter fluid, and 2 lighters.  37-year-old Marc Lamperello, who had previously been arrested after causing a disturbance at a Newark, New Jersey, church, also had an airline ticket out of the country.  Officials have stated they don’t believe the incident is terrorism-related.  Just your run-of-the-mill, religious arson, right?