Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Thursday, April 25

“Our internet was two tin cans tied together.”

“Our internet was two tin cans tied together.”

  • Hey-ho, here’s Joe!  Former Vice President Joe Biden finally made his 2020 campaign for President official, breaking the news in a video announcement.  With Biden in the race, the Democrats are now looking at a field led by two white guys older than color television.  The only coding done when these guys started was Morse.

  • Biden is facing some bumps.  Apparently, a white, male, millionaire with a track record of sexual aggression isn’t the savior the Democrats’ new socialist leadership is hoping for.  Sorry Joe, but the part of Bill Clinton has already been cast.

  • But Biden also has some help.  Celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti, who was a potential rival for the Democrats’ 2020 nomination, proudly gave Biden his endorsement.  While a disgraced attorney might not bring Biden much help, he does give him an inside track to some of his famous friends, like Brian Stelter.  The all-important “CNN pundit” vote.

  • Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tried to grab the spotlight this week by taking on – America’s veterans?  The communist cutie reacted to serious veterans’ complaints about the quality of care provided by the Veterans’ Administration by railing against what she calls a “lobbyist-friendly campaign to trash the VA.”  Who better than a 29 year old whose most intense combat experience was facing the crowd on 2-for-1 craft brew night to explain to actual combat veterans that she knows the VA better than they do.

  • On the same day Texas executed white supremacist John William King for the brutal murder of James Byrd, Jr., Senator Bernie Sanders reiterated his demand that convicted murderers be allowed to vote, even calling restrictions “racist.”  Sure Bernie; say, you wanna go tell Byrd’s family that King is a victim of racism, or nah?

  • Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh is facing renewed calls for her resignation, following a federal search of her homes and office in relation to the scandal surrounding sales of her children’s books.  Pugh, who has been on leave since the scandal broke, is still promising to return to City Hall.  Like all good Democrats, it’ll be in handcuffs.

Wednesday, April 24

“She the People? How about you and me the people?”

“She the People? How about you and me the people?”

Maybe tomorrow? Former Vice President Joe Biden was all set to announce his 2020 Presidential campaign, but evidently moved the big day back to avoid the liberal “She the People” Democratic Presidential candidate forum.  According to the Biden campaign, he was worried his announcement would “overshadow” the “women of color” event.  Also, he didn’t want to miss out on a chance to sniff all.  That.  Hair. 

Democrats are furious that the Census bureau plans to ask about respondents’ citizenship in the 2020 decennial count.  Apparently, they think the tally of the people in the US shouldn’t ask people how they came to be in the US.  Just because it’s Constitutionally-mandated doesn’t mean it’s “woke.”

Former Hillary Clinton minion Brian Fallon isn’t happy that the Supreme Court may approve the addition of the citizenship question on the census form, tweeting his displeasure: “(taps mic) We need court reform.”  Sure Bri; (taps mic) you’re about to get it. (looks over at doddering Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg).

The Democrats continued trying to keep the “Russian collusion” narrative alive this week; although their choice of narrators might need some work.  Failed 2016 candidate Hillary Clinton penned an op-ed for the Washington Post in which she claimed “any other person who had engaged in” acts of which Trump is clearly not guilty “would certainly have been indicted.”  Considering the old girl is still on this side of prison, I’m not sure “any other person” would have been.

As the Democratic Presidential field expands, the candidates are stepping up their pandering game.  Longshot Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) SPOILER ALERT: “I'm a white man. I know where I can't speak to someone else's experience and I pledge to: 1️⃣ Pass the mic 2️⃣ Ask a woman to serve as VP.” If Nuke-boy was really “woke,” he’d pass the mic permanently, and ask a woman to take his place.

Senator Cory Booker (D-NJ) told the liberal “She the People” forum that global warming remains a huge threat: “Asthma rates in communities like mine are significantly higher than rich, suburban areas. As President, I’ll make sure we fight for environmental justice, clean air, clean water, and the urgencies of climate change. We will rejoin the Paris Accords.“  Booker 2020: Make America Newark Again.

Liberal hate blog Huffington Post wants to know “Did Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's stunning victory in the 2018 midterms teach us that anyone can run for Congress?”  Chiquita Khrushchev inspired fewer than 20% of her district to show up at all on Election Day, and beat a zero of an opponent, in a district that even Nancy Pelosi said could be won by a “glass of water with a ‘D’ next to it.”  As long as their opponent is a potted plant, and 85% of the district can't be bothered to show up at the polls, sure!

Monday, April 22

Be on the lookout for “some people.”

Be on the lookout for “some people.”

  • Terrorism struck Sri Lanka over the weekend, as muslim extremists bombed churches and hotels, targeting Christians celebrating the Resurrection.  For Easter? They really shouldn’t have.  At least now we know what to get them for Ramadan this year.

  • While the attacks, which killed hundreds and injured hundreds more, were roundly condemned across the globe, the Democrat/media complex worked hard to obscure key facts about both the perpetrators and the victims.  Observers couldn’t help but notice news reports mentioned neither the Islamic religion of the bombers, nor the Christian identities of their targets.  It’s the Ilhan Omar style of reporting: “some people did something in Sri Lanka.”

  • Outrage from all sides as Broward County, FL Sheriff’s deputies were caught on video brutally subduing a young black man who had apparently done nothing wrong.  Remember when the same guys hid in the bushes while the Parkland massacre went down?  Hey liberals: hate to say we told you so, but..

  • Senator Elizabeth Warren tried dealing her fading campaign back into the 2020 game, announcing a plan to use the taxpayer’s credit card to pay off nearly 95% of all Americans’ student loan debt, make college “universal” and “free,” and pay for it with tax increases on the American people.  Gonna charge snowflakes’ “gender studies” degrees to John Q. Public’s American Express Card.  There’s a winning plan.

  • The “Green New Deal” may be dead, but New York City Mayor Bill DeBlasio is trying to reanimate its corpse in the Big Apple.  DeBlasio told the MSNBC morning gabfest Morning Joe “We’re going to ban the classic glass and steel skyscrapers, which are incredibly inefficient.”  DeBlasio also promised million dollar fines for building owners who drag their feet rebuilding their structures.  I know he’s the mayor of New York City, but has this guy ever seen New York City?

  • Media outlets have begun casting Special Counsel Robert Mueller as part of some nebulous conspiracy to shield President Donald Trump, even harassing Mueller and his wife as they tried to leave Easter Sunday service at their church.  Guess the left’s love affair with Mueller is over.  And I thought those kids had a real chance.

  • Coming soon to Netflix: Knock Down the House, a documentary about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and other feminists’ 2016 House campaigns.  Just a small fee, and you can enjoy a few hours of Chiquita Khrushchev and the junior Politburo talking about themselves.  Or you could scoop out your own appendix with a melon baller.  You still have freedom of choice – for now.

  • And, just because the Mueller Report didn’t deliver them Trump’s head on a platter doesn’t mean the Democrats can’t still dream.  The New York Times ran an op-ed this morning, calling for Trump’s impeachment.  You can beat that horse all you want, libs.  Hell, you can even saddle it up.  It’s still dead.

Thursday, April 11

“Sisters before misters!” “Especially the Jewish ones.”

“Sisters before misters!” “Especially the Jewish ones.”

  • After Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) faced backlash for telling islamofascist hate group CAIR that 9-11 was just “some people did something,” she has picked up some allies.  No surprise that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has led the Democrats’ charge to defend the anti-Semitic Somali immigrant.  Who better to defend an islamofascist than a communist?  Che’ wasn’t available, so Chiquita Khrushchev is the next logical choice.

  • Ocasio-Cortez also sounded the alarm over criticism of her sister-in-arms, claiming it “puts me in danger every time.”  Sounds scary.  Gee, I wonder what Steve Scalise, Kate Steinle and the victims of anti-Semitic terrorism worldwide might have to say on this topic.

  • Celebrity lawyer and CNN poster boy Michael Avenatti has been charged in a 36-count federal indictment alleging – among other things – he bilked a mentally ill, paraplegic client out of millions of dollars. Dude even makes other ambulance chasers look like Atticus Finch.

  • As Attorney General William Barr hints at opening an investigation into potential Obama-era federal government spying on then-candidate Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign, liberals are furious – over the use of the word “spying.”  Among those leading the word-parsing platoon: Senator Richard Blumenthal (D-CT), who demanded Barr “retract” the characterization.  Blumenthal did not address the fact that there's more evidence of Obama-era spying on Trump's 2016 campaign than there is of his service in Vietnam.

  • Blumenthal was joined in the peanut gallery by disgraced ex-FBI honcho James Comey, who explained he “never thought of” electronically surveilling someone without their knowledge as “spying.”  Sure Jimmy; and boosting a car is really just “borrowing” it. 

  • After 8 years of exile in Ecuador’s London, England, embassy, Wikilieaks founder Julian Assange was bounced from his digs, and into the waiting arms of London’s finest.  The activist was ostensibly arrested for violating the terms of his bail, but faces potential extradition to Sweden on sexual assault charges, and the United States on espionage charges related to helping disgraced ex-Army private Bradley “Chelsea” Manning’s attempts to hack Department of Defense computers.  Love Assange or loathe him, you have to admit: he’d make an even uglier girl than Manning.

  • Obama Administration White House Counsel Greg Craig has been indicted on multiple counts by a federal grand jury.  Craig is charged with lying to Special Counsel Robert Mueller about work he did on behalf of the government of the Ukraine.  Looks like there was collusion, after all.  The Democrats were just off by one country, and one President. 

  • The Democrat Party’s 2019 retreat set in the luxe Landsdowne Resort in Virginia this week.  The theme: “Fighting for the people.”  Among the panelists, celebrity super couple Crissy Teigan and John Legend.  A bunch of people who knock down a minimum of 6 figures per year, chilling with supermodels and chart-topping singers, at a resort that costs more per night than most Americans make in a week.  Maybe “Fighting the people,” would make more sense.

UPDATED: Chiquita Khrushchev and the Green New Deal - Eco-economics Equal Disaster

Look deeeep into my eyes.  You are getting stuuuupid.

Look deeeep into my eyes. You are getting stuuuupid.

Despite earning near-universal condemnation from actual experts, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is sticking with her “Green New Deal.”  Ocasio-Cortez promises it will make the world a just and fair place, in which the poor are enriched, the weak empowered, the sick well, the fat thin, and the dumb smart; never mind that the colossal word salad reads like a middle-schooler’s book report on the Communist Manifesto.  With the stated goal of eliminating so-called “climate change,” the “Green New Deal” isn’t just bananas, it’s the whole damned jungle. 

In addition to the usual liberal heavy breathing about universal access to “high quality healthcare,” “high-quality education,” “healthy food,” and “retirement security,” the Green New Deal will require – not ask, require – the federal government to transform into an all-consuming entity that would have given Pol Pot a case of the willies.  More to the point, it is so, so, dumb.

 1         It will turn out the lights.  The Green New Deal demands abandonment of fossil fuel and nuclear energy production in favor of “renewable energy.”  Given the relative efficiency of renewable sources, I’m wondering where we would fit the windmills and soybean fields after we pave the country in solar panels.  As for the nuclear and fossil fuel industry workers and their families, they’ll be treated to a “just transition.”  It doesn’t explain what a “just transition” entails, but I bet it involves being assigned a new gig in the solar panel, windmill or soybean farming industries; or, as the last guys who tried something this called it, “the gulag.”

 2         It will empty the fridge.  Since the internal combustion engine is one of the principal offenders in the “climate crisis,” the Green New Deal will purge it from existence, or “build out high-speed rail at a scale where air travel stops becoming necessary, create affordable public transportation..with goal (sic) to replace every combustion-engine vehicle.”  In case walking to the store doesn’t sound like enough fun, with no more machines to help with growing, harvesting, and hauling stuff, there won’t be anything on the shelves.  From Twinkies to tomatoes, if it involves mass production or preservation, it’s verboten.  And what food there is will get less plentiful, and less fun to produce.  Check the history books for an idea of what farming was like before – say – the cotton gin. 

3         It will require the demolition or reconstruction of virtually every standing structure in the United States.  One of the Green New Deal’s “14 infrastructure and industrial projects” would require Americans to “upgrade or replace every building in the US for state-of-the-art energy efficiency.”  According to the US Census Bureau, there are approximately 138,000,000 housing units in the United States.  The US Department of Energy estimates around 6 million commercial buildings.  That’s a lot of upgrading or replacing.  The Green New Deal commands construction of “green” buildings at a pace of around 400,000 per day.  Thanks to the ban on internal combustion engines, those structures will all have to be constructed with hand tools.  At least the full employment promises are for real.

 4         It’s a giveaway to Big Labor.  I hope the facts about what the Green New Deal will do to farming and construction don’t scare you too much, because you may well up farming or building.  And it looks like you would have to pay for the privilege.  The resolution requires “all GND jobs to be union jobs.”  If you want to pick cotton, you’re going to have to join the International Brotherhood of Cotton-Pickers, or whomever.  I don’t know what they give you when you retire, but since life expectancy for cotton-pickers has been traditionally low, I wouldn’t sweat it.

 5         It will bankrupt the Nation, and its authors know it.  They even admit it.  “Even if every billionaire and company came together and were willing to pour all the resources at their disposal into this investment, the aggregate value of the investments they would make would not be sufficient.”  As Ocasio-Cortez herself is fond of pointing out, billionaires and corporations have either direct or indirect control of an enormous percentage of the Nation’s wealth.  As she’s less fond of pointing out, they also happen to pay an enormous percentage of the taxes.  If your plan acknowledges they don’t have enough, combined, to foot the bill, then your plan has a bigger gap in it than the one in AOC’s education.  The Green New Deal promises to cover the shortfall with “quantitative easing” and “credit.”  Printing more money and creating more public debt won’t make America “green;” it will make America Venezuela.

  6         It compares itself to the moon landing.  “When JFK said we’d go to (the moon) by the end of the decade, people said it was impossible.”  Right, getting a couple of guys to jam into a rickety tin can atop an ICBM in a gamble - one that produced malfunctions and dead bodies at only a slightly lower rate than small steps for mankind - is just like sending the US back to the 1820s because the global warmists are getting nervous.

 7         It mentions cow farts.  In the push for “eliminating greenhouse gas emissions from every sector of the economy,” the fact sheet laments the inability to “fully get rid of farting cows.”  Bad news for the people building those 400,000 “green” buildings every day, they just lost their team animals.  They also just lost steak dinners, hamburgers, and baseball gloves.  We’re not talking about some wingnut pamphlet from some eco-lobbyist, we’re talking about an official legislative proposal put forth to United States Congress.  Just how the Founding Fathers imagined it:  “Verily, I say unto thee, thine bovine flatulence is an affront to liberty!”

 8         It can’t work.  It can’t even be implemented.  In fact, it obviates itself.  The entire Green New Deal rests on the development of new technology, some of which it admits doesn’t exist yet.  It bans fossil fuels and internal-combustion engines but requires massive tech advances. Massive tech advances can't happen without plastics and miniaturization. And plastics and miniaturization can't happen without fossil fuels and internal-combustion engines.  It’s a communist cul-de-sac, and it should stay there. 

 When it runs up against scientific issues, the Green New Deal offers “plant lots of trees.”  When it stumbles over logistical obstacles, it promises to “build charging stations everywhere.”  Even House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) called it a “dream.”  It’s a socialist’s term paper, not a serious piece of legislation. 

Green with Ennui: Global Warming and the Destruction of the Democrats’ Brand

Pictured: The calm before the catfight.

Pictured: The calm before the catfight.

I don’t want to say the Democrats bet their farm on the Mueller Report, but following Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s admission that 2 years and $35 million didn’t knock President Donald Trump out of the Oval Office, the loyal opposition bumbled into this week like a teenager who just found out her prom date left with the homecoming queen.  Considering their current circumstances, it’s fairly clear that the Democrats failed to come up with a “plan b.” 

The party is wracked with infighting, with the old guard grappling for control with young upstarts like the seemingly ubiquitous Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC).  That infighting was on full display Wednesday morning, when AOC visibly skipped House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s photo-op to announce the introduction of House Resolution 9, a watered-down version of AOC’s “green new deal.”  Not long after Pelosi’s presser, AOC threw a shrieking tantrum over the elitist nature of her legislation, which Pelosi had already dismissed as a “dream.”

In the Senate, Minority Leader Chuck Schumer announced the formation of a “Special Committee on the Climate Crisis.”  While the existence of a “climate crisis” is dubious, the existence of a Senate minority which is so terrified of global warming that they couldn’t bring themselves to vote for anti-global warming legislation – the “green new deal” lost 57-0 in the Senate, after 43 Democrats voted “present,” and 4 voted “hell no” – is painfully obvious.  Even more obvious is the fact that the Democrats’ heavyweights, who have certainly made plenty of noise over what they call a “climate crisis,” aren’t concerned enough about it to do more than form yet another committee to “study” it.

In the 3 days since word leaked that Mueller was going to clear the President of collusion with the Russians – simultaneously axe-murdering the left’s primary talking point – the port side politicos have managed to do absolutely nothing which even approaches proactive policy.  They’re too busy arguing over what to do about a crisis which people either don’t believe in, or don’t care all that much about, and who should lead whatever effort they finally decide upon.

Looking beyond their global warmist fantasies, the Democrats can fall back to their previous policy tentpole: anti-Semitism; a direction which has caused no shortage of intramural drama as Pelosi has tried to walk a high-wire between the rank-and-file, and the new stars like AOC and Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Rashida Tlaib, all of whom have made hating Jews a matter of record.

I doubt victory on the global warming front would have saved the Democrats.  I can almost promise anti-Semitism isn’t the savior some of them think it might be.  Their party is splintering between left, and far left, and their best hope for unity died when Mueller reduced the impeachment of President Trump from “Democratic Senate majority-unlikely” to “green new deal-level pipe dream.”

The WIRE!

From Trump out loud to farting cows, and most points in between, it’s time for a look back at the week that was.  The Last Stop on the Right™ presents your Week In Review!  It’s time to check the WIRE!

Whether you like him or loathe him, you have to admit President Donald Trump flat killed it at the State of the Union address.  Especially the moment when he had the House Democratic women standing up on cue, “don’t sit yet, you’re going to like this.”

Yes! Dance for me, my beauties! DANCE!

Yes! Dance for me, my beauties! DANCE!

The House Democrat women wore white to show solidarity with strong and independent women of the past.  Because nothing says “strong and independent” like dressing up in the same outfits and applauding on cue.

Wait! Which one am I, strong, or independent?

Wait! Which one am I, strong, or independent?

State of the Union points the “Women in White” did NOT applaud:

- ending sex trafficking

- ending narcoterrorist exploitation of unsecured borders

- ending infanticide

- ending a 19-year old war

State of the Union points they did applaud:

- themselves (at Trump's urging)

Yay me!

Yay me!

The speech was generally regarded as a hit for Trump, while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was criticized for her bizarrely distracting behavior, including apparently working her dentures like a moose with a mouthful of molasses, and randomly shuffling what appeared to be blank sheets of paper.

Dammit! I KNEW I should have learned to read!

Dammit! I KNEW I should have learned to read!

The Democrats’ official response to the State of the Union was delivered by failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams, who eschewed Trump’s message of optimism to instead blast Trump, whine about past electoral defeats and tell weird stories about her father’s commute.

Her old man sounded like a nice guy. What the hell happened to her?

Her old man sounded like a nice guy. What the hell happened to her?

That feeling when both your House and Senate bosses are giving a standing “o” to “America will never be a socialist country.”

“I’m just glad my boy Stalin isn’t alive to see this.”  “Who?”

“I’m just glad my boy Stalin isn’t alive to see this.”

“Who?”

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wasn’t taking the repudiation of communism lying down, though.  She introduced a resolution this week for her “Green New Deal,” a call for the government to take over an even bigger percentage of the economy, crush the energy industry, and even dictate what jobs people can have.

In Chiquita Khrushchev’s America, job chooses YOU!

In Chiquita Khrushchev’s America, job chooses YOU!

The “Green New Deal” bans fossil fuels, but requires massive new tech advances. Those can't happen without plastics and miniaturization. And plastics and miniaturization can't happen without fossil fuels.  Leave it to the communists to make themselves obsolete. It’s really the only thing they’ve ever been good at.

Besides oppression and bread lines.

Besides oppression and bread lines.

It also bans internal combustion engines and “farting cows,” while demanding major increases in farming output.  Check out the Green New Deal farming equipment.

To get one, you have to apply for a “farting cow” exemption.

To get one, you have to apply for a “farting cow” exemption.

All three of the top elected officials in Virginia are facing allegations of racist and rape, all within a few days.  Last time Virginia Democrats took a beating like this, Robert E. Lee had to make an unscheduled stop in Appomattox.

Chin up, Bobby! Give it 150 or so years, and you can be Governor!

Chin up, Bobby! Give it 150 or so years, and you can be Governor!

From our “Karma is a mother” files: Just days after he endorsed and defended infanticide, including promising newborn infants would be “kept comfortable” while mom and Dr. Mengele decide whether to let it live, or sell it for scrap, Governor Ralph Northam finds himself struggling to carry his Governorship to full term.

Hopefully, he’ll be “kept comfortable” while they decide his fate.

Hopefully, he’ll be “kept comfortable” while they decide his fate.

With Northam and Attorney General Mark Herring facing charges of racism for wearing blackface, and Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax embroiled in a sexual assault scandal, the Virginia Democrats may be looking at losing all 3 of the top positions in VA’s state government.

Fun choice for Virginia: go with the racists, or the rapist?

Fun choice for Virginia: go with the racists, or the rapist?

Senator Elizabeth Warren’s run for the roses went awry this week when a newly-discovered copy of her registration for the Texas bar was unearthed, on which the embattled Senator filled the “race” section with “American Indian.”  Looks her campaign is scalped.

She better Hopi no one decides to Sioux her.

She better Hopi no one decides to Sioux her.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced the formation of a House Select Committee on the Climate Crisis.  The past winner of Planned Parenthood’s Margaret Sanger Award explained the need for the group, declaring “We have a moral responsibility to protect God’s creation for generations to come..”

Tell me about it, abortion-lady.

Tell me about it, abortion-lady.

Meet Connecticut State Representative Jillian Gilchrest.  She thinks the best way to prevent so-called “gun violence” is to impose a 50% tax on ammunition sales.  Charging a user fee for the Bill of Rights? That’s an interesting take.

What do the “poors” need with civil liberties, anyway?

What do the “poors” need with civil liberties, anyway?

Failed Texas Senate candidate Robert “Beto” O’Rourke has plans for the future, he just isn’t sure what they are yet.  The former Congressman from the Lone Star State told interviewer Oprah Winfrey this week “I'm increasingly excited about doing something.."  Like what – lose another election?  Flee the scene of another DUI accident?

How about a trip to FurryCon?

How about a trip to FurryCon?

And that’s your week in review!  For the Last Stop on the Right,  I’m Ben Crystal saying “always check The WIRE!”

Precisely, Factually, Semantically, and Morally Wrong

Everyone’s favorite new communist gave CBS venerable gabfest “60 Minutes” an infusion of young and dumb Sunday.  Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told former game show host Anderson Cooper “There's a lot of people more concerned about being precisely, factually, and semantically correct than about being morally right..”  Those people, always focusing on being <checks notes> not wrong.

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Uncle Joe Stalin would be so proud.