Maybe tomorrow? Former Vice President Joe Biden was all set to announce his 2020 Presidential campaign, but evidently moved the big day back to avoid the liberal “She the People” Democratic Presidential candidate forum. According to the Biden campaign, he was worried his announcement would “overshadow” the “women of color” event. Also, he didn’t want to miss out on a chance to sniff all. That. Hair.
Democrats are furious that the Census bureau plans to ask about respondents’ citizenship in the 2020 decennial count. Apparently, they think the tally of the people in the US shouldn’t ask people how they came to be in the US. Just because it’s Constitutionally-mandated doesn’t mean it’s “woke.”
Former Hillary Clinton minion Brian Fallon isn’t happy that the Supreme Court may approve the addition of the citizenship question on the census form, tweeting his displeasure: “(taps mic) We need court reform.” Sure Bri; (taps mic) you’re about to get it. (looks over at doddering Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg).
The Democrats continued trying to keep the “Russian collusion” narrative alive this week; although their choice of narrators might need some work. Failed 2016 candidate Hillary Clinton penned an op-ed for the Washington Post in which she claimed “any other person who had engaged in” acts of which Trump is clearly not guilty “would certainly have been indicted.” Considering the old girl is still on this side of prison, I’m not sure “any other person” would have been.
As the Democratic Presidential field expands, the candidates are stepping up their pandering game. Longshot Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) SPOILER ALERT: “I'm a white man. I know where I can't speak to someone else's experience and I pledge to: 1️⃣ Pass the mic 2️⃣ Ask a woman to serve as VP.” If Nuke-boy was really “woke,” he’d pass the mic permanently, and ask a woman to take his place.
Senator Cory Booker (D-NJ) told the liberal “She the People” forum that global warming remains a huge threat: “Asthma rates in communities like mine are significantly higher than rich, suburban areas. As President, I’ll make sure we fight for environmental justice, clean air, clean water, and the urgencies of climate change. We will rejoin the Paris Accords.“ Booker 2020: Make America Newark Again.
Liberal hate blog Huffington Post wants to know “Did Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's stunning victory in the 2018 midterms teach us that anyone can run for Congress?” Chiquita Khrushchev inspired fewer than 20% of her district to show up at all on Election Day, and beat a zero of an opponent, in a district that even Nancy Pelosi said could be won by a “glass of water with a ‘D’ next to it.” As long as their opponent is a potted plant, and 85% of the district can't be bothered to show up at the polls, sure!