Stacey Abrams

Thursday, May 16

“Yo! We got ‘merits!’ How many you want?”

“Yo! We got ‘merits!’ How many you want?”

Alabama Governor Kay Ivey’s decision to sign her state’s anti-abortion law has touched off howls of anger from the anti-life lobby.  Some have taken to warning the law would imprison rape victims, and even kill victims of incest.  What’s with all the lies? I thought the abortion lobby’s argument was based in logic and science. 

Ultimately, the debate continues to rage over when life begins.  Pro-life people continue to insist it’s the moment of conception, whereas anti-lifers insist it’s the moment the kid can successfully evade Dr. Gosnell.

As the drums of war begin to beat off in the distance, Democrats are racing to denounce President Donald Trump’s approach to dealing with Iran.  Obama minion Ben Rhodes, co-architect of the previous administration’s infamous “Iran Deal,” blasted Trump’s stance, saying it’s “rooted in lies.” As opposed to Rhodes’ big idea, which was rooted in pallets of American cash.

Liberals hit the roof of the casa when President Donald Trump announced a shift in immigration policy toward a more merit-based system.  "Merit-based immigration reform is wrong!" – The Democrats "We agree!" - ISIS and MS-13

Stacey Abrams may have lost the race for Georgia’s Governor, but she still has electoral dreams.  The 2018 peach state loser told MSNBC that she believes she could “enter the conversation as late as the fall and still have a chance to win.”  Win what? Can she be pretend President and pretend Governor at the same time?

Coming soon, high schoolers will have a new reason to sweat the SAT. The College Board has announced the addition of a new “adversity score” factor which will go into a student’s total score.  "Dear applicant, We regret to inform you that we cannot offer you admission to our institution. While your credentials are impeccable, you simply didn't have it rough growing up, so we gave your slot to a c-student who lives in a trailer park down the hill."

Thursday, March 28

Stacey said “no.” What are you up to for the next few years?

Stacey said “no.” What are you up to for the next few years?

  • If you were hoping a Joe Biden/Stacey Abrams ticket would rescue the Democrats’ 2020 electoral hopes, your hopes may be dashed.  Abrams nixed the idea personally during an appearance on the tv gabfest “The View,” telling the audience “You don’t run for second place..If I’m going to enter a primary, then I’m going to enter a primary.”  Don’t cry, Democrats.  Don’t think of it as losing a ticket, think of it as gaining another loser. 

  • During his CNN “town hall,” Presidential candidate and New Jersey Senator Cory Booker regaled the carefully selected crowd with a variety of leftist applause lines, including this howler: “FACT: More Americans have been killed by guns than have lost their lives in all of our nation’s wars combined.”  CNN’s carefully selected host, liberal pundit Don Lemon, failed to correct Booker, so I will.  FACT: No human has ever been killed by guns.  Also a FACT: You're gonna lose, T-bone.

  • Booker also held forth on healthcare, pushing the liberal talking point of “Medicare for all”: "This is a broken system."  Odd, because I seem to remember Obama fixing it a few years back.

  • Creepy ex-porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has fallen a long way from his day as a contender for the Democrats’ 2020 nomination.  According to court records, Avenatti is "financially unable to employ counsel," and will rely on court-appointed, taxpayer-funded, counsel.  Avenatti wants us to believe he went from advertising on park benches to sleeping on one.

  • Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx’s attempts to slither out of the Jussie Smollett hoax are falling a little flat.  The embattled DA told an interviewer that her decision to allow Smollett to escape consequences for the hate crime hoax he tried to use to boost his salary is an example of what she called “alternative prosecution.”  Yeah, that sounds way better than “letting him off because he’s rich, gay, black man with powerful friends.”

  • But Foxx has nothing on Smollett's attorney, Tina Glandian.  Glandian told the “Today Show” that the alleged attackers may have been “wearing whiteface.”  Chicago PD immediately issued a BOLO alert for invisible mimes.

  • Disgraced ex-Attorney General Eric Holder not only doesn’t like the direction of the country, he never did. The convicted liar told liberal talking points outlet MSNBC that he’d like to hear Trump supporters explain "Exactly when did you think America was great?" But Mr. Fast’n’Furious didn’t anticipate some of the responses, notable Vice President Mike Pence, who noted Washington crossing the Delaware, Iwo Jima, Dr. Martin Luther King’s Lincoln Memorial address, and the moon landing as examples of American greatness.  Damn! Last time I saw Holder get pwned like that, he got caught selling guns to the Sinaloa Cartel.

  • An overflow crowd of immigrants has overwhelmed Border Patrol personnel at the El Paso, Texas station, forcing them to temporarily house people in the station’s parking lot.  The move has drawn outrage from liberal amnesty activists like anti-Semitic Rep. Ilhan Omar, who called it “a reflection of what white nationalism is doing to our country.”  Omar failed to explain how “white nationalists” lured people to the border with empty promises, nor did she address the fact that she wouldn’t have cared if they replaced the immigrants with Jews.

The WIRE!

From Trump out loud to farting cows, and most points in between, it’s time for a look back at the week that was.  The Last Stop on the Right™ presents your Week In Review!  It’s time to check the WIRE!

Whether you like him or loathe him, you have to admit President Donald Trump flat killed it at the State of the Union address.  Especially the moment when he had the House Democratic women standing up on cue, “don’t sit yet, you’re going to like this.”

Yes! Dance for me, my beauties! DANCE!

Yes! Dance for me, my beauties! DANCE!

The House Democrat women wore white to show solidarity with strong and independent women of the past.  Because nothing says “strong and independent” like dressing up in the same outfits and applauding on cue.

Wait! Which one am I, strong, or independent?

Wait! Which one am I, strong, or independent?

State of the Union points the “Women in White” did NOT applaud:

- ending sex trafficking

- ending narcoterrorist exploitation of unsecured borders

- ending infanticide

- ending a 19-year old war

State of the Union points they did applaud:

- themselves (at Trump's urging)

Yay me!

Yay me!

The speech was generally regarded as a hit for Trump, while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was criticized for her bizarrely distracting behavior, including apparently working her dentures like a moose with a mouthful of molasses, and randomly shuffling what appeared to be blank sheets of paper.

Dammit! I KNEW I should have learned to read!

Dammit! I KNEW I should have learned to read!

The Democrats’ official response to the State of the Union was delivered by failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams, who eschewed Trump’s message of optimism to instead blast Trump, whine about past electoral defeats and tell weird stories about her father’s commute.

Her old man sounded like a nice guy. What the hell happened to her?

Her old man sounded like a nice guy. What the hell happened to her?

That feeling when both your House and Senate bosses are giving a standing “o” to “America will never be a socialist country.”

“I’m just glad my boy Stalin isn’t alive to see this.”  “Who?”

“I’m just glad my boy Stalin isn’t alive to see this.”

“Who?”

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wasn’t taking the repudiation of communism lying down, though.  She introduced a resolution this week for her “Green New Deal,” a call for the government to take over an even bigger percentage of the economy, crush the energy industry, and even dictate what jobs people can have.

In Chiquita Khrushchev’s America, job chooses YOU!

In Chiquita Khrushchev’s America, job chooses YOU!

The “Green New Deal” bans fossil fuels, but requires massive new tech advances. Those can't happen without plastics and miniaturization. And plastics and miniaturization can't happen without fossil fuels.  Leave it to the communists to make themselves obsolete. It’s really the only thing they’ve ever been good at.

Besides oppression and bread lines.

Besides oppression and bread lines.

It also bans internal combustion engines and “farting cows,” while demanding major increases in farming output.  Check out the Green New Deal farming equipment.

To get one, you have to apply for a “farting cow” exemption.

To get one, you have to apply for a “farting cow” exemption.

All three of the top elected officials in Virginia are facing allegations of racism and rape, all within a few days.  Last time Virginia Democrats took a beating like this, Robert E. Lee had to make an unscheduled stop in Appomattox.

Chin up, Bobby! Give it 150 or so years, and you can be Governor!

Chin up, Bobby! Give it 150 or so years, and you can be Governor!

From our “Karma is a mother” files: Just days after he endorsed and defended infanticide, including promising newborn infants would be “kept comfortable” while mom and Dr. Mengele decide whether to let it live, or sell it for scrap, Governor Ralph Northam finds himself struggling to carry his Governorship to full term.

Hopefully, he’ll be “kept comfortable” while they decide his fate.

Hopefully, he’ll be “kept comfortable” while they decide his fate.

With Northam and Attorney General Mark Herring facing charges of racism for wearing blackface, and Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax embroiled in a sexual assault scandal, the Virginia Democrats may be looking at losing all 3 of the top positions in VA’s state government.

Fun choice for Virginia: go with the racists, or the rapist?

Fun choice for Virginia: go with the racists, or the rapist?

Senator Elizabeth Warren’s run for the roses went awry this week when a newly-discovered copy of her registration for the Texas bar was unearthed, on which the embattled Senator filled the “race” section with “American Indian.”  Looks her campaign is scalped.

She better Hopi no one decides to Sioux her.

She better Hopi no one decides to Sioux her.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced the formation of a House Select Committee on the Climate Crisis.  The past winner of Planned Parenthood’s Margaret Sanger Award explained the need for the group, declaring “We have a moral responsibility to protect God’s creation for generations to come..”

Tell me about it, abortion-lady.

Tell me about it, abortion-lady.

Meet Connecticut State Representative Jillian Gilchrest.  She thinks the best way to prevent so-called “gun violence” is to impose a 50% tax on ammunition sales.  Charging a user fee for the Bill of Rights? That’s an interesting take.

What do the “poors” need with civil liberties, anyway?

What do the “poors” need with civil liberties, anyway?

Failed Texas Senate candidate Robert “Beto” O’Rourke has plans for the future, he just isn’t sure what they are yet.  The former Congressman from the Lone Star State told interviewer Oprah Winfrey this week “I'm increasingly excited about doing something.."  Like what – lose another election?  Flee the scene of another DUI accident?

How about a trip to FurryCon?

How about a trip to FurryCon?

And that’s your week in review!  For the Last Stop on the Right,  I’m Ben Crystal saying “always check The WIRE!”