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The WIRE!

From the liberal rage mob to Beto’s old job, it’s time for a look back at the week that was.  The Last Stop on the Right™ presents your Week In REview!  It’s time to check the WIRE!

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Things the Democrat/media complex got wrong about Nick Sandmann and Covington Catholic High School:

-              They started it.

-              They’re racists.

-              They’re homophobes.

Which explains why the media spent the rest of the week whining about how everyone is being mean to them.

We’re the real victims here!

We’re the real victims here!

Liberals: “OK, so maybe Nathan Phillips did start the confrontation with Nick Sandmann.  But the little brat deserved it, for wearing a ‘MAGA’ hat!” Going after kids for what they’re wearing on their heads. That’s never gone bad before.

Anyone got any Skittles?

Anyone got any Skittles?

The king daddy victim-shaming award goes to NBC News contributor Noah Berlatsky, who justified the liberal swarm on Covington student Nick Sandmann, “Sandmann said he was an silent bystander. But his MAGA hat spoke for him.”

She said ‘no.’ But her short skirt said otherwise.

She said ‘no.’ But her short skirt said otherwise.

Turns out, Nathan Phillips isn’t quite the squared-away Marine the Democrat/media complex wanted us to believe he is.  Not only did he not face combat in Vietnam, he didn’t join the Corps until after they had withdrawn from Vietnam.  But he’s a war hero!  At least, that’s what Master Guns Fatty McStolenValor here says.

I’ve seen some stuff, man. And by “seen,” I mean “eaten.” OORAH!

I’ve seen some stuff, man. And by “seen,” I mean “eaten.” OORAH!

The government shutdown slithered past the 1-month mark this week, with the 535 members of the Senate and House pocketing their six-figure paychecks despite getting no closer to breaking the impasse.  I know it won’t cover 800,000 people, but I know where we can save 535 six-figure salaries.

I mean, if we’re sending home “non-essential personnel..”

I mean, if we’re sending home “non-essential personnel..”

The New York State Assembly gave themselves a standing ovation this week for passing a bill allowing abortion up to the moment of birth.  Imagine being so bent that you're celebrating being able kill babies literally up to the moment they leave the womb. Betcha real money some of these anti-lifers wish they could kill them even later.

Get back here, Junior!

Get back here, Junior!

All the womyn turned out for the latest Women’s (sic) March.  For a “Women’s March,” they sure seem to hate Jews a lot.

Nothing says “feminism” like the biggest gathering of antisemites since the Nuremberg rallies.

Nothing says “feminism” like the biggest gathering of antisemites since the Nuremberg rallies.

The people of Venezuela hit their own limit this week, filling the streets to protest yet another theft of the electoral process by the communist government.  American liberals were quick to denounce the ascension of President Juan Guaido as a “coup.”  Siding with the communist dictators who bankrupted and starved a country, to own the cons.

Tired: Protesting against dictatorships.    Wired: Protesting for dictatorships.

Tired: Protesting against dictatorships.

Wired: Protesting for dictatorships.

President Donald Trump and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi continued their poop fight in the D.C. monkey house this week, with Pelosi formally uninviting Trump from delivering the State of the Union, Trump swearing he would do it anyway, and Americans wishing they’d both shut the hell up.

Trump: Imma deliver that State of the Union!

Pelosi: Not in my house, Jack!

America: We’re just glad "This Is Us" won't be preempted for your bullsh*t.

America: We’re just glad "This Is Us" won't be preempted for your bullsh*t.

Meanwhile, back at BuzzFeed headquarters: "We really f*cked up that Trump-Cohen story. How should we repair the damage?"

"How about we <checks bathroom wall> claim smiling is racist?"

"How about we <checks bathroom wall> claim smiling is racist?"

Buzzfeed caught their comeuppance fairly quickly.  The embattled outlet joined leftist media nests including Gannett, Huffington Post, and Yahoo in announcing major layoffs this week.  Almost like fake news doesn’t sell like they’d hoped.

This just in: That Karma is a real mother.

This just in: That Karma is a real mother.

Democrats got their grins on this week when a new Public Policy Polling survey indicated every one of the 7 current likely contenders for the Democratic 2020 Presidential nomination would beat Trump in a head-to-head battle. 

Where have I heard that before?

Where have I heard that before?

And finally, video surfaced this week of a young Robert Francis O’Rourke, performing covers of punk classics while dressed in a sheep mask and a giant onesie.  It sounds even worse than it looks.  And it doesn’t look good. 

Ladies and germs: it’s the Undead Kennedys!

Ladies and germs: it’s the Undead Kennedys!

And that’s your week in review! For the Last Stop on the Right, I’m Ben Crystal saying “always check The WIRE!”

Doing Time in Twitter Jail

As you’re reading this, the entire Democrat/media complex is trying to dig itself out of a spectacular self-own. Over the weekend, a group of liberal activists, led by Native American “elder” Nathan Phillips, harassed a group of high school children. A video of the confrontation went viral. However, the video was deceptively edited to make the kids from Covington Catholic High School in Park Hill, Kentucky, look like the aggressors. It wasn’t until that video had touched off a firestorm of hate from the liberal rage mob that a longer video of the same incident surfaced. The new video revealed Phillips, who has now been revealed to be a fraud in his own right, and his gang sought out and exacerbated the confrontation.

The revelation that the Covington kids were victims of a liberal scam arrived too late. Every leftist with access to a public forum shrieked bloody murder. Democrat Party heavyweights from Senator Elizabeth Warren to fading sitcom actress Alyssa Milano lambasted the high schoolers. Multiple celebrities led hordes of liberals in gleefully threatening the Covington kids’ safety. Trevor Noah, the comedian who replaced Jon Stewart as host of the Daily Show, declared - to a laughing audience - that “everyone wants to punch (the Covington students).” And that’s when I decided I’d had enough.

2 days of listening to everyone to the left of center ignoring established facts in order to justify violent fantasies about innocent children shredded my last nerve. So, I retorted to Noah “No..everyone wants to punch you. But since we’re not savages like your lib friends, we won’t. Hopefully. You do deserve it, though.”

For that, Twitter suspended me for a week. Silly me, forgetting the golden rule of the “woke” era: Fame + liberal = free pass to act like a savage. Twitter claims to have suspended me for “promoting violence.” Trevor Noah promoted violence - against wrongly accused children. I said I hoped no violence befalls unfunny replacement comedians. He's still tweeting stupid sh*t. I'm in the clink for a week. Bite me, Jack.